守護凌亂提拉米蘇碗的胖嘟嘟幻想生物

A chubby dark-furred fantasy creature, hybrid of a badger and a cat, compact body, short legs, round belly, oversized head. Half-lidded droopy eyes with narrow pupils, one eyebrow slightly raised, faint smug frown, jaw set in silent annoyance, the exact face of "leave me alone or else." Relaxed slouched posture despite the threatening expression. Two small glowing rainbow horns, smooth gradient red to violet, whimsical not monstrous. Big ocean-blue eyes with alien-slit pupils. Dark messy soft fur with faint occult markings barely visible in the shadows, subtle Japanese horror-manga symbols on the fur. Cocoa and cream smeared messily around its mouth, mid-chew, guarding a tiramisu bowl possessively with one paw. Dark whimsical digital painting, cinematic rim lighting, gothic atmosphere, cute-creepy character design, full body, centered, neutral cozy dark background.