Girl portrait parody holding a glowing selfie stick

A thought-provoking and comically absurd parody of Johannes Vermeer's "Girl with a Pearl Earring". The portrait perfectly replicates the classical dark background, iconic blue turban, and soft masterly lighting on the girl's face. However, she is hilariously holding a glowing modern selfie stick, posing with a trendy pout and taking a duck-face selfie on her smartphone. The oil painting texture coexists with modern digital screen glare, brilliant comedic juxtaposition, sharp focus, 16k resolution.