Create a pixel art image of a Greco-Roman marble statue with white curly hair and beard, wearing modern sunglasses and holding a frosty drink with a straw. The statue wears a draped classical tunic, set against a vibrant purple background with small floating gold elements. Use a limited 16-bit color palette with dithering for texture, emphasizing the aged marble details. The contrast between classical solemnity and modern humor should be highlighted through crisp, clean pixel work and intentional color blocking.
