守護凌亂提拉米蘇碗的可愛角角小生物

A tiny, palm-sized stylized fantasy creature, plush-toy proportions, hybrid of a badger and a cat, compact round body, short stubby legs, oversized head, small paws. Stylized digital painting illustration, soft plush-like fur texture, not photorealistic. Half-lidded droopy eyes with narrow slit pupils, one eyebrow slightly raised, faint smug frown, jaw set in silent annoyance — the exact face of "leave me alone or else." Relaxed slouched posture despite the threatening expression. Exactly two small glowing rainbow horns, one on each side of the head, smooth gradient from red to violet, whimsical and slender, not monstrous. Big ocean-blue eyes with alien-slit pupils. Dark messy soft fur with faint occult markings barely visible in shadow, subtle Japanese horror-manga symbols woven into the fur pattern. Cocoa and cream smeared messily around its mouth, mid-chew, one paw resting possessively on a small tiramisu bowl. Dark whimsical illustration style, cinematic rim lighting, gothic atmosphere, cute-creepy character design, full body, centered, neutral cozy dark background, clean digital painting finish.