Portly general on a rocking horse in naive oil satire

A masterful oil painting in a satirical naive-primitivist style. A portly general with a tiny head and massive, cartoonish hands sits on a rocking horse. He wears an oversized, bright red military jacket covered in absurd medals. Simplified, childlike anatomy with heavy impasto outlines. Flat perspective against a minimal background. Muted ochres and greens, with the red jacket as the sudden bright accent. Exaggerated, smug expression. Coarse brushstrokes and a vintage crackle patina.